LITTLE WHOVIAN

Chapter Four

(Tom Baker Voiceover...) It is half past the time when you normally take a bath in the little town of Avon On Calling and Larry Nightingale has just opened his shop for the day when he suddenly has a customer...

Larry is sorting DVDs when he hears the bell over the door. He turns and sees a young man with mousy unkempt brown hair standing in front of the counter. The man is dressed in a tan trenchcoat and is wearing glasses with thick brown frames. Larry smiles at him.

"Can I help ya, mate?" he said.

"I want a DVD," the man said in a monotone voice.

"Well, you've come to the right place. What do you want?" Larry said.

"I want a DVD that has the Doctor easter egg on it but I want the picture quality to be a bit blurry and the sound to be a bit off," the man said. "Do you have that?"

"Um...not sure, wait a tic," Larry said.

He edged backwards to a doorway and stopped when he reached it.

"SALLY!" he yelled over his shoulder.

There was a long awkward silence. Larry smiled sheepishly at the man while he waited.

"YEAH?" they finally heard Sally yell from the back.

"HAVE WE GOT A DOCTOR EASTER EGG DVD THAT HAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY PICTURE QUALITY AND THE SOUND'S A BIT OFF?" Larry yelled over his shoulder.

"I DON'T THINK SO!" she yelled back.

"She doesn't think so," Larry told the man.

"I THINK WE HAVE ONE WITH GOOD PICTURE QUALITY AND THE SOUND'S A BIT OFF!" Sally yelled from the back.

"She thinks we have one with good picture quality and the sound's a bit off," Larry repeated to the man. "Would you like that."

"No," the man said, shaking his head. "Do you have one where the Doctor is naked while he's talking?"

"SALLY?" Larry yelled out.

"YEAH?" Sally yelled back.

"DO WE HAVE ONE WHERE THE DOCTOR IS NAKED WHILE HE'S TALKING?" Larry yelled.

"I DON'T THINK SO!" Sally yelled back.

"She doesn't think so," Larry repeated to the man.

"Well, I'll just wait until a DVD with a naked Doctor is avaliable then," the man said.

Larry nodded and smiled, thinking that was the end of it. He frowned when the man didn't move, just stood there and stared at him while he literally waited for the DVD to become avaliable.

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