NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT
The lady was galloping her mare, leaving the lords behind. She stopped, waiting for the others to catch up. Meanwhile, in the Tardis, the Doctor was busy bragging to his latest companion, Donna. Gleefully he shouted, “Oh! I know! Let’s go back to Merrie Olde England!”
The Tardis appeared, wheezing like a dysfunctional church organ--right in front of the lady’s mare! She reared, dumping the lady on her bottom, right into a steaming pile of manure. The Doctor stepped outside--and stared at Queen Elisabeth I, sitting on the ground. Raising an eyebrow, he said, “Ah. That's what happened!”
Author's note: This story coincides with the ending of Series 3, episode 2, "The Shakespeare Code." It's my own little take on why Her Majesty was so mad at the Doctor.
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