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Spidey: I'm back, with more reviews!
Dr. Diabolo will be joining us for the rest of the chapter! Submit
your crazy scifi stories of what crazy future's you'd see if you look
through the shears of fate, and maybe they'll appear in the next
chapter! Dr. Diabolo: Do you dare see what Dr.
Diabolo sees? Spidey: I'm bored, so sure! -looks into
the shears of fate- Spidey's crazy future thingy... Spidey: -sitting at the computer,
watching Tengen Toppa on Youtube- This anime is SO epic! sometimes I
wish I could go inside it! -is suddenly sucked into a screen, and
brought into the Tengen toppa universe- Freakin' sweat! Kamina: Who the hell are you? Spidey: KAMINA! YOU'RE ALIVE! Kamina: Of course i'm alive, why
wouldn't I be? Spidey: OH, yeah, this episode is
before you..um...nothing! Hey, why do you talk about Simon's drill so
much? I mean, if you were gay it would make sense, but you're not
since you wanna 'combine' with Yoko... Kamina: WHAT? Spidey: Oh well... OH, hi Yoko! Thanks
for providing us all with fanservice! Yoko: WHAT?! Spidey: Yeah, I know, clothes must be
hard to aquire in the future; what, with Kamina and Simon going
shirtless, and you wearing a bikini and a thong....ooh look, it's
that pathetic loser Viral who always gets his a$s handed to him! Hi
Viral! Viral: -inside his Gunmen- What? Kamina: So, back for more ass kickin'
are you? -gets into Gurren- Simon: -gets into Lagan- -both mechs combine into Gurren Lagan- Spidey: Hey Viral, how does it feel to
know that everyone you work for is going to get pwned by Kamina and
Simon? You must feel like the pathetic loser you really are...oh
look, it's Rosseiu! Don't trust him, he's going to go emo and betray
you all! Rosseiu: What? Kamina: -has Gurren Lagan turn to
Viral's mech- What do you say we make a temporary alliance? Viral: Sounds good to me... Yoko: -pulls out huge machine gun- I
like that plan... Spidey: I don't remember this happening
in the series... -all three characters turn towards
Spidey and start shooting him- -shears suddenly cut thread, causing
the setting to return to normal- Spidey:...well, that was enlightening. Sidney: What did you see? Spidey: I saw why it's a bad idea to
piss off people with giant robots... Sidney: -opens mouth to say something,
but then closes mouth and shakes head- No, I don't wanna know... Spidey: Good; FIRST QUESTION! ERIN NIGHTSHADE Freddy - Can I wear your hat
while you kill people? So you don't get blood on Michael
- Why was Dr. Loomis stalking you? You weren't doing anything. I
LOVE Pinhead - I'm sorry for the last question
I asked you. I think you rock. So, Hannibal - Any good recipes in your book? Jason -
Move away from home. Put your mother in a retirement home. You'll
end Spidey - What's your top
ten favorite horror movies? Idea: Reagan from the Exorcist
should show up! She's awesome! Freddy: NO! MY HAT, MINE! MY
PRECIOUSSSS! -holds hat away from her- And besides, I know a guy
that's really good at getting blood stains out. Michael: I don't know; there was
absolutely no reason for him to start stalking me; he had no way of
knowing I was going to kill most of my sisters friends then hunt her
down with a knife! Pinhead: It's alright; and no, Spidey
won't let me have any victims... Spidey: -rolls eyes and throws the
skrull to him- It's a skrull, so noone will miss it anyway... Pinhead: YAY! -goes to torture skrull- Jason: I tried taking her to a
retirement home, but when I handed her head to the nurse, she
screamed and fainted....it made me sad that she was insulting my
mother, so I started stabbing her with my machete, and then this
other nurse started screaming, so I went and started stabbing her,
and things just got worse from there... Spidey: Evil Dead, Nightmare on
Elmstreet, Halloween, Stephen King's It, Psycho (from what I've seen
of it), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Hell Raiser, Child's
Play, Scream, and Torture Garden. Might not QUITE be in order, but
are still all on the list. Next question! BlazingFireAngelXXX
Ash:
Who would win in a fight between Dante and
you? Ash:
I don't know. -goes to fight Dante- Hinata:
The Gentle Fist Castration technique cannot be countered! Sakura:
This can't end well... Spidey:
-throws chainsaw into pit- Sakura:
Thanks Spidey! -catches chainsaw and starts massacring clones- Dracula:
What did you do that for? -turns into gas and reforms- Jason:
-steals Cloud's sword and goes after BFA- NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY
MOTHER THAT WAY! Spidey:
Alas, poor BFA; I didn't really know him... Next question! krystalkruegar777 Wishmaster:
-timidly comes out of hiding place, and nodded her head- Pennywise:
-steps forward and cautiously hugs him- I’m sorry for
being Norman: - clips on a friendship bracelet around his
wrist and gives him a Freddy: -quietly
tip-toes behind him, without warning, she’d glomps him- Wishmaster:
So...wanna wish for something? Pennywise:
Meh, go ahead; just don't let the other evil demonic murders see; or
I'll have to kill thousands of people to restore my image. Norma:
She's adorable! MARRY HER NORMAN! Freddy:
Sure I can! I'll just have my apprentices smack talk Pinhead's mother
while I'm away! -carries her to Boiler room- Spidey:
-yells inside- YOU TWO BETTER KEEP IT T-RATED IN THERE! Next
question... Law
the Lord of Souls wow
this is a great ask fic. i have just finished reading the day
after well ttfn ta ta for now Freddy:
It's scarier that way. Spidey:
Huh? Did the text wall ask you something? Sidney:
-sighs- He asked everyone what would be different if they were the
opposite sex... Spidey:
-groans- he expects me to remember EVERYONE in this fic...ah well,
I'll try! Freddy:
Maybe I wouldn't have kidnapped little girls and killed them... but
I'd still be an evil serial killer. Jason:
I wouldn't be as big, I guess? And maybe the mean boys at the camp
wouldn't have been AS eager to drown me in the lake... Dr.
Diablolo: Maybe I AM the opposite sex of what you think I am...but
maybe I'm not and am just messing with your head; you never know with
me! Norman:
Mother would be an over-protective father and would be more afraid of
me being stolen away by a man than a woman. -randomly runs away and
comes back dressed in drag- Oh, that son of mine! I'm not
over-protective...I just wouldn't want ANYONE to steal my Norman
away...he's mine damnit, MINE! Michael:
People wouldn't think I was gay because of rainbow-flower... Rainbowflower:... Michael:
It's ok Rainbowflower, I don't care what those jerks say...-hugs
stuffed unicorn- Gomez:
I'd be the tomboyish, yet sexy female heiress to the family
fortune...and maybe I'd join Charle's angels...oh, and me and
Morticia would have hot yuri smex.... Morticia:
But we already have hot smex.... Gomez:
But not hot YURI smex! Morticia:
True...and assuming this is the same universe where Gomez is female,
I'd probably be the silent, somewhat shy, and efeminate poor boy who
fell madly in love with the rich, yet Tomboyish heiress. Gomez:
-looks at Morticia- Morticia:
-looks at Gomez- -both
make out- Spidey:
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, SAVE IT FOR THE CLOSET! YOU TWO ARE HORNIER THAN
MOST RABBITS! Leatherface:
I dunno...wouldn't really matter all that much. Pinhead:
I have no gender; the body I am currently using was originally male,
but I have done away will any and all gender! Join us in our eternal
pain and pleasure! Become a cebonite! It's what all the kids are
doing nowadays...-getures to two cebonites behind him- Cebonite
#1: Do you think that chick's hawt? Cebnoite
#2: Nope! Cebonite
#1: Me neither! -both
high five- Pinhead:
See? Cebonite is the new goth! It's also the new emo, beatnik,
hippie, gangsta, punk, and any other peculiar social group that
somehow reached popularity thanks to disgruntled teenagers and
pop-culture... Sidney:
Maybe I wouldn't have started dating a psychotic murderer who was
planning to inflict stabbity death on me the whole time. Hannibal:
To tell you the truth; almost nothing would change. I would still be
the man...person I am today, and if anything, maybe in my younger
years my gender would only be another weapon in my arsenol. Spidey:
As many people are in this fic, it would be too troublesome to find
them all, so why don't I just move on my saying NEXT QUESTION! Skullblade Orochimaru:
It's called sarcasm. Orochimaru:
What does that word mean? Jason:
Hey, you say hi by stabbing people too? -says hi back to him with his
machete- Spidey:
Since I recently got my braces off, I can EAT popcorn...then again,
when I had braces, I ate it anyway... Sakura:
Well, I'd also like some more Sasuke bashing in ATN; he deserves it
for not noticing me all those years, and since ATN Sasuke is
currently straight, he doesn't really have an excuse. Spidey:
He does it for a living! Wait...what did you want him to kill again? Gomez:
Engard! -flips forward and lands near Skullblade in a fighting stance
with his word pointing towards him- Morticia:
Weren't you that guy I thought was Gomez cause I was drunk and almost
ended up doing things with in the closet before the alcohal poisoning
kicked in and I lost conciousness? Pugsley:
It's ok; I know how hard it can be to resist the urge. -eats lit
dynamite- Wednsday:
-pulls out chainsaw- People who touch my hair should lose their arms
and most of their limbs in a chainsaw related murder.... Fester:
-sticks lightbulb in mouth and lights it- Thanks pal! Spidey:
Make sure you clean out the fly DNA first...I was cloning them so
Wednsday would have something to practice throwing her cards
at...-points to Wednsday, who just pinned a fly to a wall on the
other side of the room by throwing a regular playing gard at it- Next
question! Ronnie-The
angel of Darkness Freddy:
How did ya become a dream deamon? Freddy:
Meh, I got burned to death, things happened, and I started killing
teenagers in their dreams... Ash:
The name is Ashley J. Williams -loads gun- Housewares. Spidey:
Nuthin. And you're a new reviewer, so you get some perverted fanart
for the pairing of your choice! Made by either Sai, or Morticia! Jason:
Still dead; how are you? Sidney:
You're wise to be...-scary look- Spidey:
-backs away from Sidney- Is it just me, or did she just get a hundred
times scarier? NEXT QUESTION! diamondkat12 Sasuke:
Are you sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you are a
pretty Sasuke:
I'm NOT putting on a dress for you, pervert. Orochimaru:
Hey, I tried to teach him good manners, but when I did, he slapped me
and told me to teach him new jutsus, and so I b1tch slapped him, then
threw him into a cell with this one crazy pink-haired chick with
glasses that I don't remember the name of as punishment...And I'd say
the drawback of being immortal is being trapped in this damned sword
I'm now canonically trapped in. Freddy:
I can't kill horny teenagers unless they remember me... Jason:
Horny teenagers skinny dipping in my water supply. Dracula:
Being in all those horrendously crappy Hammer Films, not to mention
those "Daughter of Dracula", "Son of Dracula" and
"House of Dracula" travesties... Pinhead:
Being trapped in a damned puzzle box... Chucky:
Being a damned doll. Spidey:
That's all the immortals in this fic that I can think of. Sidney:
Well, it's been MONTHS since you typed that line, I don't think
anyone else is going to review. Spidey:
Ah, can't we wait a little longer... All
the fans of this fic: NO! Spidey:
Fine...I guess updating this story would be a good start for me to
get back to updating anyway. I've kept my fans waiting too long!
-goes to his log in, then turns on some random lights outside that
say 'open for business'- No more waiting for my writers block to
clear up! I don't care if I have to type random, crappy oneshots till
I get some ideas for my actual stories; fans of my fics shall wait no
longer! Spidey3000 is back in business!
Comes Back and
waves to Michael with love and affection. Gives Spidey all
sorts
of powers. Gives Freddy a giant glove to kill more people with. Waves
to
Pinhead. Okay, questions.
it.
YOU! *HUGS*
tortured anyone lately?
up like Norman if you don't.
Hinata:-Counter-
Sakura:-throw her in the pit of 300 horny
Spidey clone who take 500 Viagra
every seconds-
Dracula:-behead
him-
Jason:-sings his mother is a (vulgar term for female dog)-
m…m-mea- mean to you… in fact… -looks at all the
horror icons that
she’d poked with a icicle- I’m really sorry
for being a bloody pest to all
of you… m…m-may I have a hug?
If not, I’ll understand… -sighs and
looks down at her feet,
sadly-
chest full of chocolate chip brownies-
C…C-Can I be your friend? Even
thought... you and Norma Bates
think all women are succubus and… evil.
Happy
belated Halloween, Freddy! Anyways, can ya show me around your
infamoushouse and boiler room? –doing the puppy eyes- if… you’re
not busy smack talkin’ the Lead Cenobite’s mother…
halloween weird, anywho I would like to start by asking
freddy how come you
don't use your dream powers to make yourself
look normal I mean you can do
that right. and also to every one if
you were the opposite sex what would be
different besides either
having or not having boobs and the reproductive
organs like
personality things exept for hannibal cause thats kinda creepy
to
think about... on second thought never mind i want to see what
he would say.
Ed: -stabs Jason in reflex-
Spidey: Woo!
Popcorn!
Sakura: ...I'm not quite sure.
Spidey: Indeed he
is...
Gomez: -gets ready-
Morticia: Wasn't that great?
Pugsley:
...-explodes-
Enaku: Erm, sorry about Skull exploding, I'll get
what's left of him in the
cloning tank right away. I'll just pick
up where he left off...
Wednesday: -touches hair-
Fester:
...-hands a lightbulb-
Enaku: ... um... Too the Cloning Tank!
Ash: What exacly are you? A
Robot/ Human? Spidey: Waz up!!
Jason: Hows your life?
Sidney:
you scare me
boy? Don't worry I support you as seme but I'm curious
about something. Can
you pass for a girl without sexy no jutsu.
-holds up a pretty black dress- Try
this on.
Orochimaru: You
did a good job in training Sasuke power-wise but I must say
that
you did a horrible job in raising him to have good manners. He is
more of
a disrespectful, arrogant brat now than before he went to
you. Would you mind
if I sent him to you to train him to be more
respectful?
To the immortal horror icons: What are the benefits
and downsides of being
immortal?
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