ROBIN'S REVENGE ARMY
Author’s Note: a crossover with Cardcaptor Sakura
A girl with short brown hair and sparkling green eyes looked uncomfortable as her best friend encouraged her to pose in front of the camera in a new extravagant costume. The grumbled complaints and gentle coxing of the two girls had been interrupted by a loud grating sound; the pair whirled round to see a purple box appearing out of thing air.
“HOE!” the brown haired girl shouted.
The door opened and many girls spilled out, all wearing jeans and t-shirts that looked completely normal compared to Sakura’s hooped skirt with frills.
“Welcome to Cardcaptor Sakura” the one with the messy bob and glasses said. “Over there is Sakura and Tomoyo”
“Creepy outfit” one of them muttered nodding to Sakura’s dress causing her to blush.
“I’m sorry but please do not be so disrespectful about my designs” Tomoyo said politely though there was an evil glint in her eyes. “I worked very hard to make Sakura cute and you all look very pretty and would be very interesting projects for me”
Some of them gulped. “Bloody hell she should be one of us!” Foxy said admiringly.
“Oh my god how cute is this!” Zara squealed pulling a yellow flying teddy out of the air and strangling the poor thing to her chest.
“That’s Kero, guardian of the Clow Card book” L.C explained looking concerned for the poor yellow creature’s welfare. “I would be careful if I were you, he could transform into a giant lion”
Zara immediately let go and Kero took great big breaths. “You insane girl! Who do you think you are strangling me like that before I even got my last cake?”
Some of them raised their eyebrows at the fuming teddy and others giggled. “Kero likes his sweets” Sakura explained.
“My new best friend! I’ll treat you too some chocolate right now if you let me cuddle you” Zara said temptingly.
“All right” Kero said punching a paw up in the air before sitting himself on Zara’s shoulder. “Lead the way all mighty best friend”
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“He’s so gorgeous” Annie sighed as she sipped her milkshake. “It’s a shame he’s gay”
“I know but gay couples do seem to be very attractive” Zebbie said mournfully. “I mean look at Jack and Ianto”
“But this is so more loving than Janto!” L.C exclaimed.
“What does that mean?!” Josie glared, feeling protective over her favourite ship. “Janto is a lot better than bloody Gwack!”
“Janto is just pure sex” L.C said calmly. “Hot sex but sex nonetheless. Yukito and Toya have something stronger than sexual attraction. They have a strong friendship built on trust and a deep loving relationship that goes to the point where Toya was willing to give up his magic to Yue so Yukito will live! Toya gave up the only tool he had to protect his precious little sister. Toya and Yukito are far more romantic than Jack and Ianto!”
“She’s got a point, that’s sounds so sweet” Paula said feeling a little watery in the eyes. “I wish I had a Yukito or a Toya for me!”
“I just want to shag Toya” Annie said causing her sisters to roll their eyes.
Suddenly a small black cat with wings flew past them screaming in delight and excitement.
“What the bloody hell was that?!” Voldy shouted jumping up.
“That was Suppi on a sugar high” L.C said watching the black cat in amusement. “His full name is Spinel Sun, he’s just like Kero only a little more grumpy and serious....and more affected by sugar”
“He’s acting just like Zara on a hype!” Deannie said ducking to avoid the dive bombing black cat.
“Speaking of Zara where is she and Maple?”
As by magic one by one, the RRA collapsed onto the cold cafe floor or bashing their head against the table into a deep sleep.
“Urgh....” Mira moaned struggling to wake up.
“Argh!” Cee screamed causing some of the sisters to sit upright immediately. “I’m in pink!”
“Ew so am I!” Voldy screeched pulling at her incredibly frilly skirt.
“Is it me or am I wearing a wig?” Josie asked pulling at her new blonde hair.
“It’s not just you. You look like a gothic Alice in Wonderland” Vicky said enviously as she yanked at her bunny ears. “Wish I could say the same for me”
“Smile for the camera” Maple giggled running around with a digital camera, snapping photos of each and everyone of the RRA in her girly extravagant costumes. “You all look so adorable”
“I’m going to make you wish you were never born” Josie growled.
“No you won’t, you love me too much” Maple said battering her eyelashes.
“That and you have way too many weapons up your sleeve” Zara said grinning as she took her own photos as well. “Just so you know...Tomoyo is filming this right now”
“Ohohohohohohohohohohoho” Tomoyo giggled. “You all look so CUTE! I think I have died and gone to cute girl heaven!”
Some of the RRA girls now felt like they were being objectified by Jack Harkness, Torchwood’s local pervert. Others just sighed and allowed themselves to be filmed while secretly plotting to hide all of Maple’s and Zara’s glitter collection.
“It’s not fair!” Lollzie pouted as she ripped off her giant bow of her head. “I really wanted to meet Eriol and Syaoran before we left. Even this insane Ruby Moon L.C mentioned, she sounded like obsessive fangirl material”
“We’ll meet Syaoran when we go to Tsubasa Chronicle world” L.C promised tugging at her skirt that felt far too short for her liking. “Although I have to admit the Tsubasa version is more polite and less grumpy that the Cardcaptor version”
“I don’t get how they’re the same people yet different” Soapy said.
L.C opened her mouth to explain but Cee cut in. “Let’s not go into it, all this pink is giving me a headache as it is. Let’s burn these clothes, shower, dress in normal clothes and then destroy all evidence of us in pink”
Zara and Maple looked innocent.
“What have you done?” Deannie growled.
“We may or may not have emailed it to all of your parents” Zara said sweetly.
“Get them” Mira ordered.
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