GANGNAM STYLE!

A/N: I was originally going to make this a one shot but another idea popped into my head so I'm continuing on. Incidentally, if you don't know what this fic is about, go to You Tube and look up Gangnam Style by the Korean group, Psy. The video is hilarious.

Chapter Two

The Master smirked while he sat at the conference table in the conference room of the Valiant. He decided he would have dinner with his captives for a change. Jack was sitting beside him at the head of the table glowering at him while a plate of food went uneaten in front of him. The Doctor was in his birdcage nearby, listening to Jack's IPod while he tried to ignore the Master. The Master had allowed the use of the IPod so the Doctor would have something to do besides plot to overthrow him. He put a small dog dish inside the cage with a hamburger in it but the Doctor also refrained from eating. The Master looked at the cold burger and fries on Jack's plate and sighed.

"Oh, come on, I'm trying to be civil here," the Master said to Jack before taking another bite of his filet mignon. "I thought it'd be nice to have some company for dinner and you need to take a break from being chained up, right? Eat."

"I don't have the appetite, sorry," Jack said tersely.

The Master shrugged and took a sip of wine. While he ate his filet mignon and baked potatoes, he heard the Doctor let out a groan behind him.

"Jack, why the hell do you have this song on your IPod?" the Doctor said as he took an earbud out of his ear.

"What song?" Jack said.

"Gangnam Style," the Doctor said. "You actually have this on your IPod?"

"It's a great song," Jack said defensively.

"What is Gangnam Style," the Master said, "I've never heard of it."

Jack and the Doctor shared a glance and the Doctor began to giggle.

"What's so funny?" the Master said, narrowing his eyes.

"Allow me to demonstrate what's so funny," the Doctor said to him before putting the earbud back in his ear.

He restarted the song and began to sing to the Master. Since he knew every language in the universe he was able to sing the whole song to the Master. The Master stood up and watched in confusion while the Doctor sang to him while he began to step up and down in place inside the cage while he bobbed his little arms up and down. Jack snickered at the sight of the Gnome Doctor stepping and twirling an imaginary lasso while the Master stared at him in confusion.

"Heeeeey, sexy laaaaadeee!" Jack yelled out when the Doctor got to that spot in the song and giggled when the Master turned and gave him an odd look.

"Are you two insane?" the Master said while Jack leapt up and did the pony dance with the Doctor.

"Just doing the dance that goes with the song," Jack said as he twirled his imaginary lasso.

"And you love humans?" the Master said to the Doctor while he rode the imaginary pony. "I don't know what you're listening to but I can tell it's daft, just like the human race."

"HEEEEEEY, SEXY LAAAADEEEE!" Jack screamed at him.

"Shut up, Harkness," the Master said, spinning around to him while he and Doctor giggled insanely.

"Oh dear," the Doctor said, stopping. "The song's finished. Shall we have another go?"

"Yeah, I'm in the mood for more Gangnam Style dancing!" Jack said, rubbing his hands together.

"Oh no you don't," the Master said, holding up his finger to him. "You are going back to your cage and I'm taking that IPod away from you," he said to the Doctor.

"You do and I'll escape and bite your ankles," the Doctor said, holding the IPod close to his body.

"Yeah and I'll help him," Jack said.

"Oh…get out of my sight," the Master said, throwing up his hands. "Guards!" he said, pushing the intercom button on the table. "Get in here and escort Harkness back to his cell before they drive me insane."

"You mean even more insane than you are now?" Jack said.

The Master glared at him and he balled up his fist.

"One more word out of you…"

He trailed off when the Doctor began singing the song again and doing the dance.

"GUARDS, GET YOUR ARSES IN HERE NOW!" the Master screamed into the intercom while Jack giggled and rode his imaginary pony along with the Doctor.

The guards quickly came into the room and grabbed Jack.

"HEEEEEEY, SEXY LAAAADEEEE!" Jack said over his shoulder to the Doctor while he was being led out.

"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!" the Doctor yelled back.

The Master rolled his eyes and grumbled under his breath while the two friends giggled insanely.

"And I thought the drumming in my head was annoying," the Master muttered while Jack continued to yell "HEY, SEXY LAAAADEEEE!" as he was being led out of the room.

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